The Butler Was Kind of a Bad Ass
- Created by: Xteven Xavier
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Apr 29, 2013 -
Xteven Xavier
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Xteven's Entry for Dial C For Contest.Lyrics:
We arrived and people stared, one warned us said better be care-ful.
The butler buttled, showed us to our rooms, said get ready, dinner is soon.
did what we did to get ready, I can't really speak for anyone else
changed my clothes got comfortable, felt my stomach rumble so I came down stairs
The butler was kind of a badass, The butler was kind of a bad ass
The butler was kind of a badass, yeah yeah yeah
what I saw I couldn't imagine, Eight feet tall and hairy as can be
Teeth like razors, five inches a piece, Hands with opposable thumbs
Throat slit ear to ear, butlers mangled corpse next to its
Left a note in blood said werewolf problems, killed this one but the infection spreads.
The butler was kind of a badass, The butler was kind of a bad ass
The butler was kind of a badass, yeah yeah yeah
Realized he was infected plunged a silver dagger into his own heart
Save our lives or at least some of them, don't know how to thank him, where to start
Too bad I cooked the werewolf meat, yeah I tried to infect us all
Spread the disease across the planet, but I failed because the butler.
The butler was kind of a badass, The butler was kind of a bad ass
The butler was kind of a badass, The butler was kind of a badass
The butler was kind of a badass, The butler was kind of a bad ass
The butler was kind of a badass, Yeah yeah yeah
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